I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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