doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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