what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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