On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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