Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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