Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
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