Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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