We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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