Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
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Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
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I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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