Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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