Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
We need to rekindle our bromance
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
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this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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