You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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