You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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