butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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