You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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