I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
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came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
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the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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