He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
