stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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