Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She's the barista slut.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
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He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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