She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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