I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
there is glitter all over my balls
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