if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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