If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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