I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just want to make out with him forever
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
If I die, sorry about rent.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Randomize
