Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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