Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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