Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
3pm strippers are depressing
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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