i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
