Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
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He's a Shit stain on my heart
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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