Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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