Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i drank out of a bidet.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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