I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
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Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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