Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
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I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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