I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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