I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
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