When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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