I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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