I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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