How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize