: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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