Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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