can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
50% drunk capacity currently
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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