dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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