the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
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I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
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when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
God I need to hump something, right now.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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