normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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