is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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