is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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