Don't you send me to vm
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Randomize
