Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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