We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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