I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
