so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
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