Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
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She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
How naked do you want me to be?
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