I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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