I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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