I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I believe in your delicious
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
